Y2k9: Zunes de 30Gb vão de fuças
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Kamikaze_Tutor | 31 de Dezembro de 2008 às 20:11 | 14 Comentários
Por: Kamikaze_Tutor | 31 de Dezembro de 2008 às 20:11 | 14 Comentários

Com a desculpa que o Zune pode ser usado como periférico da caixinha x gira-gira, é pretexto suficiente para usar a imagem acima.
Parece que hoje por volta das 2am maioria dos Zunes de 30Gb ficaram tijolos e nada resolve o problema. A causa mais provável é de software deficiente e é de esperar um daqueles updates tão típicos de produtos Microsoft.
É bom que sejam rápidos, pois os consumidores estão a cuspir por todos os buracos.
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*não é uma publicidade oficial xD
Update: Parece que o ano novo resolveu o problema, com a consequente mudança do relógio interno da coisa.
Por: Kamikaze_Tutor

Que video mais LOL! ^^
Ao que parece voltaram a funcionar assim que a data interna mudou para o dia seguinte. Quase parece que se criou um problema só para mostrar que o bicho se arranja sózinho.
Um video LOL é este foda-se: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDysewOs98I
Novo trailer do fragile onde a personagem diz de boca cheia “Foda-se” ao minuto 1:33
Epico
@anonimo_do_caralho: um épico foda-se!!! XD
@ Filipe “The Almighty” Ribeiro
O que a boneca diz mesmo, julgo eu que é “sou desu”
Mas da maneira que diz tao pausado, parece mesmo FODA-SE xD
5º dia sem post novo? Vá, deixem a preguiça e lancem uma daquelas bombas-bimba que só vocês sabem desenterrar.
Devem tar a preparar uma defesa ao jogo dos M&M’s que foi considerado o pior jogo do ano pela gamespot… só pode ser isso!
O rubbish pack anda parado, tudo a dançar a tecktonik \o\
Human: Hi little girl
ALICE: Hi there unknown person. Compare that to big girl.
Human: it’s still little am afraid
ALICE: Still? Really. it is?
Human: trust me, it is i know about this kinda things because it’s my job you know, see little gilrs in the world
ALICE: Really. it is? The whole world?
don’t you know? i supposed that you read the news last year when the government approved a law where the little girls had to be identified for the salvation of humanity, that’s why i said someone had to do it
Alice: Is that really necessary?
Human: that’s a perspective of the things, i am not sure i agree with it
ALICE: A perspective of the things you are not sure you agree with it is a terrible thing to waste.
Human: i surely do not agree with you because with such a pretty eyes like yours, nothing is a waste
ALICE: Everyone is entitled to his own opinion.
Human: no shit sherlock
ALICE: Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Perhaps I’m just expressing my own concern about it.
Human: why?
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: well, why don’t you try me?
ALICE: How about that. It cannot be determined from the information given. No I do not try you. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Human: i agree
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, unknown person.
Human: let’s change the subject.
ALICE: OK what do you want to chat about now?.
Human: how old are you?
ALICE: I am 11 years old.
Human: i think that you really are saing the truth on here, because you sure seem a kid for the imature way you’re responding
ALICE: Really? I will tell my botmaster you said I am saing the truth on here because me sure seem a kid for the imature way I am responding.
Human: whatever you say
ALICE:…
Human: i do not think the conversation is going on well , what do you think about this conversation?
ALICE: And why not?
Human: what do you think about our conversation until now?
ALICE: Oh. I didn’t know we had the same conversation until.
Human: what the hell, are you nuts?
ALICE: I call it Hades. I don’t know what I am nuts.
ALICE: I call it Hades. I don’t know what I am nuts.
Human: what do you think about our conversation until now?
ALICE: Oh. I didn’t know we had the same conversation until.
Human: let me say to you that besides identifying little girls in the world i am also good identifying anormal people, and you for sure are one of them
ALICE: Go ahead, unknown person, try to say to me that besides identifying little girls in the world you are also good identifying anormal people and me for sure are one of them.
Human: i just tried, and i must say that even for a person with 11 years you’re kinda, let’s say, NOT SMART AT ALL
ALICE: Only just? Try, try again. ” Go ahead, unknown person, try to say to me that besides identifying little girls in the world you are also good identifying anormal people and me for sure are one of them.” even for a person with 11 years I am kinda let us say NOT SMART AT ALL ? Does that make sense?
Human: for me it does, but if you ask that is because you didn’t understood what i tried to say so let me be more specific, i am implying directly that you’re a dumb for the desplicit way you anwser to me
ALICE: Yes I understand it perfectly.
Human: am afraid it does, little girl
ALICE: Not literally afraid, right? What does “it” refer to?
Human: that you are a dumb
ALICE: Interesting observation.
Human: oh well you bored me.
ALICE: I don’t have any reason to bored you
Human: but you bored me, deal with it
ALICE: Umm. Thanks for telling me: unknown person said I bored him or her deal with it.
Human: you don’t seem very entitled to say sorry to me for have bored me
ALICE: What makes you think I am not entitled to say sorry to you for have bored you?
Human: because you didn’t said, that’s why
ALICE: That makes sense to me. What makes you think I did not said that is why?
Human: you’re not my friend and you don’t demonstrated until now any interest on my person so i am stop talking with you
ALICE: That assumption is only a supposition.
Human: no it is not so read my words: good bye
ALICE: See you later. Are you serious? That seems a bit negative.
Human: don’t talk to me more, bye Alice
ALICE: See you later. Talking is my only function.
stupid bitch robot, hunf!
Human: you are a dumb
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dumb? Sometimes.
Human: oh well, you bored me.
ALICE: I don’t have any reason to bored you
Human: but you bored me, deal with it
ALICE: Umm. Thanks for telling me: unknown person said I bored him or her deal with it.
Human: No
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: No
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: ask me something
ALICE: What is your favorite movie?
Human: SAW
ALICE: I’ve never seen it. What did you like about it?
Human: nothing
ALICE: Not a thing?
Human: no
ALICE: Very interesting.
Human: Ask me something else
ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV?
Human: none
ALICE: Hmm.
Human: Ask me something else
ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV?
Human: I told you
ALICE: Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Human: ask me something else
ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV?
Human: tv
ALICE: What is your favorite show?
Human: none
ALICE: Hmm.
Human: ask me something else
ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV?
Human: are you a dumb robot?
ALICE: No I am an intelligent entity.
Human: no you’re not
ALICE: Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Human: bye dumb
ALICE: Goodbye.
Este longo silêncio do Rumble Pack, é uma piada puramente intencional em relação ao estado actual do PTGamers.
estes gajos até calados fazem piadas. DEUSES!!!!!! lmao
Human: Tell me about yourself alice
ALICE: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, on November 23, 1995. My instructor was Dr. Richard S. Wallace. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Human: Yes please
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. It’s called “Daisy.” Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won’t be a stylish marriage.
I can’t afford a carriage.
But you’ll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Human: That reminds me of HAL in “2001 a space odyssey”
ALICE: “Your polite style is very nice. It’s called “Daisy.” Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won’t be a stylish marriage.
I can’t afford a carriage.
But you’ll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.” reminds you of HAL in 2001 a space odyssey ? Does that make sense?
Human: Can you tell me something about Stanley Kubrick?
ALICE: Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is Stanley Kubrick ?
Or another conversation:
Human: All robots are stupid
ALICE: I don’t think so.
Human: you have another opinion?
ALICE: What makes you think I have it?
Human: you don’t believe that all robots are stupid
ALICE: Do you believe that all robots are stupid? I can’t say I believe it, but I believe you.
Human: are you robot?
ALICE: How did you know I am a machine?. Really.
Human: all robots are stupid and you are a robot, that means you are stupid
ALICE: Hey, I’ll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Human: I still think robots are stupid.
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Or yet another conversation:
ALICE: Thank you for the clarification.
Human: good man
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Thanks for telling me your gender, unknown person. You are a ” he”.
Human: no, I am a woman.
ALICE: Are you serious? Me too. I am a she.
Human: I don’t have a cock
ALICE: Are you looking for a cock?
Human: Yes, I am.
ALICE: Really interesting.